Vogue

ruinedbabe:

Next time I start to develop a crush on someone please just punch me in the face instead

ussawesome:

when you spell a word so wrong that spell check is like i dont know what to tell u man

foxnewsofficial:

hey could you hold this for me a second *gives you my hand*

funnyordie:

via @funnyordie

vvhoppers:

i hate myself a lot but i get offended when other people do

enhancers:

I tend to laugh when people ask who I’m texting because I don’t text anyone I’m just on tumblr

how do fourteen year olds get pregnant, I can’t even get a high five from a guy

leopard-cub:

tumblr literally defies all things i’ve been taught:

  • don’t talk to strangers
  • don’t make friends online
  • don’t do anything stupid